Dear Victoria's Secret:
I used to have perfect 36C's, then I lost 30 pounds and now I have 34B's. Yes I know it could be worse. Thanks to your Miraculouss bra I can continue to feel like I have those lovely, round, squeezable and perky oranges on my chest. For that I thank you.
However do you think you boobie experts over there could make a bra that still supports my itty bitty boobies while I run but still manage to help me look like....well...a female? Example:
I want the sport bra non existent boobies like this: